Your friend wanders into your IT department after work, looking for some help installing some...after market software. Legitimate sexware is expensive, so you initially hesitate when you see the files are less than legal, but your friend's persistence eventually convinces you. However, with legitimacy comes security, and your friend may soon find the price of pirated software to be more than she bargained for... Contains cascading malfunctions through natural, synthetic, and monotone voices. By TW of FBC.