A burping storytime. This has happened to me several times: I forget that I'm in public, I belch; some people stare, others have the nerve to come up to me and to actually scold me! How pathetic is that? But one way or another I always get my revenge. Always.

A sexy storytime clip, told while drinking and getting super gassy and bloated, thus producing really loud and long burps (of course, it's only fitting) x