Want to get a body like mine? All you have to do is: workout and eat right. But first, a pre workout cigarette - and then another one right after, of course, while modeling my sexy workout outfit for you. One after the other, the reps get harder and I fail quickly at the different exercises: I didn't know I was in such bad shape... I try doing some cardio but I am struggling, coughing: I need a cigarette, of course. Truth is cigarettes have treated my body very good, so why stop? Fuck working out xx