"Dear Goddess Maria: would you be willing to shoot a custom clip for me? This clip would be 2x Marlboro 100s. You explain that we will be paying you $10 per drag (it would be great if you sometimes take many small drags as a tease!). Please be sure to include dialogue about how my money will go to you and your man while we sit at home and pay to watch you smoke."

A custom clip . No names mentioned xx