Get rid of her.
Do us both a favor, to me and to your wife, of course, and get rid of her. She's too good for you anyway. You're spending your money on her, buying her flowers for Valentine's Day, Christmas and birthday gifts; it's not like you're doing it out of the kindness of your heart either way, but because you feel obliged. That's money you should be spending on me instead and my big, beautiful tits instead x