You and I are going to have lots and lots of fun, tiny man. You're going to be my little toy. And I'm going to have a cozy, warm room for you in your little toy house. Where's that room? I strip down. It's in my belly. And the door to that room? It's my mouth. Let me take you to that very special room. I pick you up and place you inside my mouth, then tease you, chew on you - and, finally, I swallow you. You scream. You want to get out! I laugh. You will. Eventually. *Feel free to contact me with your requests/customs*