He took away my cigarettes!
I had this friend over for coffee this morning. We were chatting, I was smoking - and he was complaining about my smoking, saying it's bad for me, blah blah blah. After he left I looked all over the house for my packs of smokes. I had a full 10 pack stash, gone. In my desperation, my cravings going from bad to worse, I found myself sadly staring at my ashtray. It was filled to the brim with butts... Some of which still had a few good drags in them. So guess what I did? I smoked them, I smoked those stale cigarette butts all the way down to the filter and then... Show more