Human ashtray & house slave training.
Think you can keep up with me and my raging addiction? I smoke close to 3 packs of cigarettes per day, on average; think you'll be able to handle the smoke and the ash from my 60 cigarettes? Me, I don't think you have what it takes to be my human ashtray, no matter how hungry you are for my steaming hot, salty ash and my butts (yes, you'll be eating plenty of those as well). Despite the pain, despite the discomfort you're willing to do it for me, just so you can be in my presence at all time. Many have tried and just as many have failed. They couldn... Show more