This is what happens when you mess with the wrong girl. I bet this is not what you had in mind when you first woke up today, was it? Go on a date with Maria, try to score Thats all Im good for, sex? NO! After shrinking you, I took you home, put you little cockroach ass under a Tupperware while I took a shower. I was going to have you as my lunch that day. Somehow, you managed to escape, only to be found one week later on the ballerina flats I had decided to wear. I put my huge, meaty sole right on top of you; you screamed in agony as I stood up and started walking. But there was something insi...

This is what happens when you mess with the wrong girl. I bet this is not what you had in mind when you first woke up today, was it? Go on a date with Maria, try to score Thats all Im good for, sex? NO! After shrinking you, I took you home, put you little cockroach ass under a Tupperware while I took a shower. I was going to have you as my lunch that day. Somehow, you managed to escape, only to be found one week later on the ballerina flats I had decided to wear. I put my huge, meaty sole right on top of you; you screamed in agony as I stood up and started walking. But there was something inside my shoe, under my foot; I took off my flats. Thats where you had been hiding all this time! I was surprised I didnt crush you! A feisty little guy... This time you are not going to escape me. My stomach is where you will end up! I prepare a sandwich and lay you on top of a fat slice of cheese. You are about to be eaten. I open my mouth wide, take a first bite. Then another. And another. You squirm to the back of the sandwich, trying to free yourself: eventually, you succeed and land on my plate, escaping my last bite only by a few seconds. I pick you up then suck and lick off the mustard that got all over your little body. Finally, I take you in and swallow you in one big gulp! I can still hear you scream as you slide down my throat and into my tummy, begging me to spit you out, to spare you, crying for help. No one can help you now.