Usually I'm a very sweet person. But I'm not feeling very sweet today, no I'm not, not at all. I'm wasting my time with you. I want more of your money so I can spend it on pretty things... And because you're a cheap fucker, I'm ignoring you. You're lucky if you get a few glances, here and there. I even leave you standing, staring at an empty couch while I get a snack; then I get back and start throwing things at you - that's how upset I am!

Usually I'm a very sweet person. But I'm not feeling very sweet today, no I'm not, not at all. I'm wasting my time with you. I want more of your money so I can spend it on pretty things... And because you're a cheap fucker, I'm ignoring you. You're lucky if you get a few glances, here and there. I even leave you standing, staring at an empty couch while I get a snack; then I get back and start throwing things at you - that's how upset I am!