It's so pathetic how jealous you are of inanimate objects. Jealous of the cigarette I am sucking on and of the lollipop, so sweet, getting coated in a nice, thick layer of smoke as I exhale. Funny enough, your sad self will never be as sweet nor as addictive to a woman. Sometimes, the best thing to do is to just accept your fate; you see, some of us were born to be winners, top, while others (you), were born to be losers (aka as doormats for beautiful women to step on.) The best way to please a woman is, therefore, knowing your place in the world x