'I am a big, big fan of your clips and I would like to order a custom from you. You'd be wearing shiny pantyhose and a bodysuit and coughing. I want this to be the most extreme coughing clip you ever filmed! Like a very loud, persistent cough that's also pretty frequent - every 10 seconds or so. You can smoke in the clip if it helps with your coughing.'

A custom clip . No names mentioned x