I've spent the whole day wearing my favorite white fluffy socks: doing my chores around the house, cleaning, that kind of stuff. I even decided to take the trash out wearing just those socks. So you know they're extra dirty! What I want you to do is to lick them clean. Yes. That's right. To lick them clean. Get them as wet as possible with your saliva and your spit (your mouth is probably all watery, isn't it, you pathetic little freak?), scrape the dirt off using your teeth, suck all that dust and all those hairs and little nasty particles off. I don't care. As long as my socks are spotless w... Show more