Penis reduction surgery. "You start by telling me it's time for us to smoke. Then you let me know that since I can now smoke like a total whore, you've decided to book an appointment, forge my signature, and make my 8-inch penis smaller. You can say, of course that it's too small for you if you want, but that it's definitely too big for me, it's just weird. In the meantime, tell me just to relax and take in my loads of creamy white smoke. In the next scene you confess to me that you got a little carried away and, well, now I'm smaller than a fucking cigarette. Much smaller, in fact! ... Show more