It's a fact. Real men are avid, addicted smokers with black lungs and a weak heart. If you want to impress me then you better pick up the habit. Real men are not afraid of a little bit of nicotine and tar in their lungs! And when we're done, you will be just as addicted, your breath will stink of smoke, your fingers will turn yellow and you will thank me - for now you finally have a purpose in your otherwise pathetic life x

Get it here: " Real men have black lungs "
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It's a fact. Real men are avid, addicted smokers with black lungs and a weak heart. If you want to impress me then you better pick up the habit. Real men are not afraid of a little bit of nicotine and tar in their lungs! And when we're done, you will be just as addicted, your breath will stink of smoke, your fingers will turn yellow and you will thank me - for now you finally have a purpose in your otherwise pathetic life x

Get it here: " Real men have black lungs "
(So I get a bigger commission and matched revenue!)