Smoke it up. I found something very interesting in your backpack today: a pack of cigarettes, almost full, and a lighter that has indeed seen better days; it's almost empty too, which leads me to believe this isn't your first pack. Now as your teacher, I'm here to teach you a lesson - and a harsh lesson you will learn today. I could tell your parents but what would they do about it? Ground you? Beat you up? I do things a little differently around here. By the way, you're looking a little stressed out. How about a cigarette? I'll make you smoke an entire pack in one go if that's what ...

Smoke it up. I found something very interesting in your backpack today: a pack of cigarettes, almost full, and a lighter that has indeed seen better days; it's almost empty too, which leads me to believe this isn't your first pack. Now as your teacher, I'm here to teach you a lesson - and a harsh lesson you will learn today. I could tell your parents but what would they do about it? Ground you? Beat you up? I do things a little differently around here. By the way, you're looking a little stressed out. How about a cigarette? I'll make you smoke an entire pack in one go if that's what it takes to break this nasty little habit of yours. You probably thought you looked cool, like a grown up. You don't. You look pathetic and awkward, like you don't have a clue what you're doing. Thirty years from now it'll be the same. Yes, you'll know how to hold a cigarette - but what about those under eye bags, that sickly, pale tint to your skin, that permanent stench of smoke? Women will cringe at the sight of you. The difference between you and I is that unlike you, I'm tough. The cigarettes don't smoke me, I smoke the fucking cigarettes. Inhale. And after you've smoked that one cancer stick, I'll make you smoke three more at the same time! Maybe it feels good right now, maybe you're enjoying this. But I promise you, when we're done, you'll be throwing up at the thought of having a smoke x