Voring the intern.
You are probably wondering why I asked you to see me in my office. I had high hopes for you... Yet you have been nothing but a disappointment. Your performance hasn't been meeting my expectations. Oh, poor you - you look terrified! Yet there's nothing to be worried about: not all the stories about me are true. Here. Have a drink. Feel better? Well, I am going to let you in on a cheeky secret: I added a little something special to your drink. You see, this massive, stretched out tummy of mine? Your co-workers think I am pregnant... No. I have just been eating you usele... Show more