"You don't mind if I smoke, do you?" Maria asks. "So this is our 3rd date. You know what they say about the 3rd date: it's when people get... intimate. Don't get me wrong, I think you are a really nice guy and good-looking too but - if only you were a smoker! Non-smokers, in my opinion, are pansies. Are you gay? No. Good. So why aren't you a smoker? Is it all those warnings? Yes, they can be fucking scary, fucking intimidating. But I feel they are exaggerated. I mean, look at me: I have been smoking 2 packs a day and I look fabulous. Do I look tired? Do I look old? Do I look sick? Trust me;...

"You don't mind if I smoke, do you?" Maria asks. "So this is our 3rd date. You know what they say about the 3rd date: it's when people get... intimate. Don't get me wrong, I think you are a really nice guy and good-looking too but - if only you were a smoker! Non-smokers, in my opinion, are pansies. Are you gay? No. Good. So why aren't you a smoker? Is it all those warnings? Yes, they can be fucking scary, fucking intimidating. But I feel they are exaggerated. I mean, look at me: I have been smoking 2 packs a day and I look fabulous. Do I look tired? Do I look old? Do I look sick? Trust me; smoking would really suit you. Do you like me? Do you want to fuck me? Well then you need to make sure my pussy gets nice and wet so that your dick slides right in. And smoking, to me, as well as watching a man smoke, are like foreplay to me. Just one. Just this time." x