"You don't mind if I smoke, do you?" Maria asks. "So this is our 3rd date. You know what they say about the 3rd date: it's when people get... intimate. Don't get me wrong, I think you are a really nice guy and good-looking too but - if only you were a smoker! Non-smokers, in my opinion, are pansies. Are you gay? No. Good. So why aren't you a smoker? Is it all those warnings? Yes, they can be fucking scary, fucking intimidating. But I feel they are exaggerated. I mean, look at me: I have been smoking 2 packs a day and I look fabulous. Do I look tired? Do I look old? Do I look sick? Trust me;... Show more