It's no secret that I'm fat, but you may not know how forgetful I am. This can be an inconvenience especially when Ive waddled down the stairs and forgotten things when I need to leave the house! This happens pretty often and it's getting more and more exhausting the fatter I get. Watch me waddle, jiggle, struggle up and down the stairs, getting out of breathe and needing breaks. I complain about how I'm never getting place with stairs again and talk about how I've gotten bigger. While I wait for my ride I struggle to put my sexy shoes on too.