I'm too fat for even a short hike, it wears me out. I'm getting too big for anything physical. I huff and puff as I let my belly loose after being stuck in my tight leggings. You don't think anyone would mind if they walked by and saw this belly jiggling, do you?

I pour some water on it to cool me down. It's getting closer and closer to touching the ground, hanging more and more. I rub it, jiggle it, play with it. I rather do this than hike. I wish I brought some food for a picnic right now. You love watching that jiggle don't you?