Listen, as I have said, it's been at least a month of no admiration and foot worshipping, I come home after a long vacation, and I need some serious tongue action. My feet are still sore from all that hiking, they are leathery from the wear and tear of my hikers. Nothing a little spit shine won't take care of! Not to mention, I absolutely need to have some lotion put on them, you know, moisturizing? I'll let you, as long as you do what your told....:)