I come home from work to relax and watch tv only to see that you, a grown ass man, are sitting on your failure-to-launch ass not having done any of the chores I asked you to do. I get it. You’re grown, you don’t feel you should have to... But this is MY house, MY rules. Your punishment is resting at my feet, and this time, you’re going to rest at the foot of my bed instead of me graciously sharing my couch with you... Don’t worry, I will rub my big stinky feet on your face. Just you wait. I... Kinda like it...

I come home from work to relax and watch tv only to see that you, a grown ass man, are sitting on your failure-to-launch ass not having done any of the chores I asked you to do. I get it. You’re grown, you don’t feel you should have to... But this is MY house, MY rules. Your punishment is resting at my feet, and this time, you’re going to rest at the foot of my bed instead of me graciously sharing my couch with you... Don’t worry, I will rub my big stinky feet on your face. Just you wait. I... Kinda like it...