I HATE when you challenge me on things like this, telling everyone that your feet are bigger. Like why can’t you just let me have this win? I’ll prove my feet are bigger right now and you’ll see just how pathetic you are for lying to everyone.

How fucking embarrassing that must be for you, to be dating a woman who’s shorter than you but wears bigger shoes! Your poor, poor manhood must hurt so much.

I HATE when you challenge me on things like this, telling everyone that your feet are bigger. Like why can’t you just let me have this win? I’ll prove my feet are bigger right now and you’ll see just how pathetic you are for lying to everyone.

How fucking embarrassing that must be for you, to be dating a woman who’s shorter than you but wears bigger shoes! Your poor, poor manhood must hurt so much.