You thought you could keep up with me? Ha!

I'm Sydney Screams, the plump and proud queen of verbal humiliation, and I'm about to rip you apart for even thinking you can step foot in a gym with me. You used to be a jock, or so you claim, but now you're nothing but a sloppy, out-of-shape mess. I'm on my way to a pilates class, getting my curvy body moving and grooving, while you're stuck in a sea of flab and excuses.

As I stand before you, dressed in my tight, sweaty gym clothes, I can smell the stench of laziness wafting from your direction. You want to go to the gym with ...

You thought you could keep up with me? Ha!

I'm Sydney Screams, the plump and proud queen of verbal humiliation, and I'm about to rip you apart for even thinking you can step foot in a gym with me. You used to be a jock, or so you claim, but now you're nothing but a sloppy, out-of-shape mess. I'm on my way to a pilates class, getting my curvy body moving and grooving, while you're stuck in a sea of flab and excuses.

As I stand before you, dressed in my tight, sweaty gym clothes, I can smell the stench of laziness wafting from your direction. You want to go to the gym with me? Are you kidding? You can barely make it up the stairs without needing an oxygen tank. Your once-toned muscles have turned to mush, and your gut is so prominent, it's a wonder you can still fit through the door.

I'll give you a verbal lashing like no other, tearing apart your fragile ego and reducing you to a sniveling, sorry excuse for a human being. You'll be begging for mercy as I berate you for your lack of discipline, your pathetic excuse for a workout routine, and your overall failure to take care of your body.

This is not a workout video; this is a verbal annihilation.

So, if you're ready to be humbled, to be brought down a peg (or ten), and to be reminded of your utter inadequacy, then step right up and get roasted by yours truly, Sydney Screams.

Warning: this video contains extreme verbal humiliation, body shaming, and a healthy dose of sass. Proceed at your own risk.