Oh you...You faithful, dutiful husband of 25 years...

I catch you in your wife's new office at a party being thrown for her new promotion. A promotion that BELONGED TO ME. She is outside talking and having drinks with her new executive friends when I decide if she is getting that promotion...I am going to take something from her.

YOU.

I talk about how I just ADORE your wife (ugh) and how nice she is to me and how she always speaks about holding our professional relationship in high regard. Basically- your wife likes me. OH WELL!

You try to get up and leav... Show more