You've asked me over and over to grow out my armpit hair for you...

NO! That is SO gross! I tell you over and over how much I dislike that you would even ask me to do this for you as I lather on shaving cream and shave my natural blonde armpit hair out of complete disgust and as an act of disobedience!

I don't care what you want- I AM THE ONE who controls what is shaven and what is not. How dare you request that I do something so gross!!