I had SUCH a long day at work!

Luckily, I have you at home, and you always know what to do. As soon as I walk in the door, you have a cup of tea waiting for me and my show ready to watch on TV... but that's not all! You got me a gift.

I open the drawer to see my gift... It's a brand-new vibrator! And oh my, it's amazing! I get excited and want to use it immediately! Of course I let you watch...