Honey, I'm super busy with work right now... is this something that can wait? Really, it's that urgent? Well... ok, fine. Now what is so important that you had to ask me right this minute?? Oh my... are you serious? Are we really doing this again?

Why are you so concerned with the size of your penis? You've been watching porn again, haven't you? Every time you watch porn you always feel insecure about the size of your penis and this is getting ridiculous! What can I do to fix this problem for you?

Well, I suppose I could take a peek at it just to ease your fears. I mean, I... Show more