Today is your day to get swallowed alive. I have already swallowed all of your other friends this week. Infact, my diet has consisted of only shrunken men for the whole week and it's finally your turn. I am going to drop you into my mouth and you are going to travel down my throat and into my belly where my stomach juices will slowly digest you before you continue to travel through my intestines and finally out of my asshole. I have a plea though, once I swallow you, can you please not move around so much in there? The guy I swallowed yesterday is giving me the worst gas and it is hurting m...

Today is your day to get swallowed alive. I have already swallowed all of your other friends this week. Infact, my diet has consisted of only shrunken men for the whole week and it's finally your turn. I am going to drop you into my mouth and you are going to travel down my throat and into my belly where my stomach juices will slowly digest you before you continue to travel through my intestines and finally out of my asshole. I have a plea though, once I swallow you, can you please not move around so much in there? The guy I swallowed yesterday is giving me the worst gas and it is hurting my belly so much! I let off a fart for proof and ask you again to please be still once you are in my belly. I show you the last place that you will ever be before you are disposed of then after I am done talking to you I lift you up and hold you above my mouth, saying my final goodbye before I lower you into my mouth and swallow you whole.... gulp!