You seem so sad lately and have been moping around the house... I know I’m not your real step-mom but I know girl problems when I see them. Am I right? I thought so. I can help you if you want. Maybe show you a few different things about being with a woman. It’s okay because I am just your step mom. I think you are just having a confidence issue. Well trust me, Step-Momma knows exactly what to do to get that confidence to skyrocket! Why don’t you just lay here and relax and let me take care of you. But you have to understand that this has to stay between you and me, okay?