Tiny's Script: I've had a rough week at work, my wife knows this, so she has a BIG surprise for me. I am minding my own business, when suddenly I hear massive stomps. Into the room walks my wife, but now she’s enormous! She consoles me, telling me it’s going to be okay, she’ll take care of me now. She’ll cuddle me, kiss me, let me rest on her giant, warm belly(say things like “step-mommy’s gonna protect you”). She tells me how much fun we could have now too, I could ride on her shoulder everywhere. She playfully stomps around me and then picks me up. She brings me really close to her face a... Show more