The custom begins with the camera focused on your tiny step-son lying on the floor; the ground quakes as you enter the room after a long workout (adorn in your dirty white crew socks, gray sweats and pink slipper slides). You mutter in your booming voice how tired you are as you nearly crush his puny body.

After you sit down, you don’t notice the tiny boy standing next to/propped up by your slipper’s insole. In your booming voice, you call for your step-son to help you unwind (wiggling your socked toes within your slides as you do so); when he doesn’t respond, you holler, “Baby, yo... Show more