From a Super Bowl a few years back, as I'm sitting next to my husband, eating popcorn from a bowl on his lap while watching the game, I all of a sudden reach in and touch something that didn't feel like popcorn! It seems my sick, twisted husband had cut a hole in the bottom of the container and had his wang sticking out between the popcorn. As I wasn't really interested in the game any way, I got down on my knees and would tease the hell out of him so he couldn't watch the game and maybe get some butter for my popcorn. So as the game is playing in the background, being only able to reach the h... Show more