Inside a shack melted candles flicker,

Denizens quake, startled midwives whisper:

"Yon birth was not natural." they say,

"Lightning flashed, black fog rolled off the bay,

Lass appeared with no one to assist her!"

The Legend of the Amazonian Goddess arises from Ireland; originally the Goddess materialized on Earth to restore order, maintain harmony, and inflict her will upon any miscreant who dared desecrate the idyllic landscape. Now, centuries later, the Irish Amazon Queen has traveled to the United States. Snotty wrestler Tanya Danielle se...

Inside a shack melted candles flicker,

Denizens quake, startled midwives whisper:

"Yon birth was not natural." they say,

"Lightning flashed, black fog rolled off the bay,

Lass appeared with no one to assist her!"

The Legend of the Amazonian Goddess arises from Ireland; originally the Goddess materialized on Earth to restore order, maintain harmony, and inflict her will upon any miscreant who dared desecrate the idyllic landscape. Now, centuries later, the Irish Amazon Queen has traveled to the United States. Snotty wrestler Tanya Danielle seems to have no inkling that she is facing a Universal power more intense than any human can possess..