A new fitness craze has people hopping on their spin bikes, affixing a monitor and competing with other riders from the comfort of their living rooms. Assigned to report on this new trend journalist Ralph Axe arrives at the home of a local housewife, Tanya, to observe her workout. To Ralph's utter astonishment Tanya exercises in the nude! Attempting to maintain his professionalism Ralph scribbles notes on a pad as the comely wife commences her spin bike session:

"All cyclists now astride,
Seats firmly in saddle,
Straddling the divide,
Exercise extra wide,
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