In cryptic diary 18-year-old Kelli AKA Lesbia uses the third person to describe her latest adventure:

"Blithely opportunistic bitch,

If successful she will be rich,

Tawdry circumstances beckon,

'Can't hurt to try this.' she reckons.,

Heinous plan goes without a hitch."

Should diary ever fall into hands of authorities Kelli will claim that she was writing about somebody else. In reality, Kelli has entrapped superheroine Virtue, binding her with white rope before shoving a radioactive ruby up the crimefighter's ass and inducing her to... Show more