"Boston crab leg smothered in rich butter,

Appetizing treat of thick, creamy meat

Melts in mouth of sadistic blonde nutter."

Words say nothing yet sum up everything. Reporter Ralph Axe stares at notepad, reflecting upon barbaric spectacle which had inspired phrases. Unsanctioned fight between Stacy Burke and Tanya Danielle had included Boston crab, rocking horse, breast smothering, biting, truly depraved trash talk, and more. Although Daily Bugle had assigned Ralph to cover LA's underground combat scene he is beginning to doubt whether mere sentences ... Show more