"Boston crab leg smothered in rich butter,

Appetizing treat of thick, creamy meat

Melts in mouth of sadistic blonde nutter."

Words say nothing yet sum up everything. Reporter Ralph Axe stares at notepad, reflecting upon barbaric spectacle which had inspired phrases. Although the Daily Bugle had assigned Ralph to cover LA's underground combat scene he is beginning to doubt whether mere sentences can capture the sheer, sadistic relish with which one female combatant seeks to defile and consume another..

(Download “Boston Crabmeat Appetizer” to witness a ...

"Boston crab leg smothered in rich butter,

Appetizing treat of thick, creamy meat

Melts in mouth of sadistic blonde nutter."

Words say nothing yet sum up everything. Reporter Ralph Axe stares at notepad, reflecting upon barbaric spectacle which had inspired phrases. Although the Daily Bugle had assigned Ralph to cover LA's underground combat scene he is beginning to doubt whether mere sentences can capture the sheer, sadistic relish with which one female combatant seeks to defile and consume another..

(Download “Boston Crabmeat Appetizer” to witness a preview of the carnage. Click here to purchase the full "Boston Crab Meat" ring match in its entirety. The full match does include a boston crab wrestling hold.)