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It's February 16 and you've made no progress in fulfilling your New Year's resolution. Peculiar ad in Daily Bugle beckons:

"Pleasurable fitness workout,

Our world class staff will turn you out,

Want to test yourself one on one?

Ease your mind of lingering doubt?

Rigid discipline can be fun!"

The oxymoron nearly makes you cringe: "pleasurable" and "fitness" in the same sentence? "Oh, what the heck." you tell yourself sardonically. "I may as well check the place out. At least I can say I did SOMETHING about my New Year's resolution.. "

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