Transparent sphere contains lingerie-clad sylph getting doused with snow each time someone turns globe upside down. Man chuckles at novelty, reads accompanying placard:

"Month after month lone secretary dreams,

Year passes through spring, summer, liquid fall,

Soon Christmas vision shatters crystal ball.

Tis season for diabolical schemes,

Enchanted machinations, wild extremes,

Rich fantasy swirls like fast-building squall,

Yields hurricane-strength lust, delicious thrall

Punctuated by loud orgasmic scre... Show more