Unexpected gift shocks Tanya Hamilton. Tentatively she pulls sheer, lacy leopard tights from package. Accompanying note identifies sender as Kelli Cook. Exclamation points surge through Mrs. Hamilton's mind, ricochet off cranium, collide with one another, disintegrate. Astonished beyond reason housewife tries on hosiery. Slutty garment causes instant transformation. Striding to mirror Mrs. Hamilton marvels at reflection. She tries a few bump and grind moves, amazed at how naturally she can shake her ass to provocative lyrics playing inside head: "Leopardess on prowl... Bedecked in lace... C... Show more