Madge Grummond's husband tries desperately to please her. He toils each day from dawn til dusk so that he can afford to fund his wife's lavish lifestyle. They attend celebrity-studded charity events, travel the world, and redecorate their home every two years. Still, Madge complains bitterly. About everything. Finally Mr. Grummond breaks down and tells his best friend about the troubles at home. "Could Madge be drinking?" the friend asks. "Maybe some type of substance use is affecting her emotional state." Mr. Grummond freezes for a moment as he ponders the notion. "Madge? Drinking?" he say...

Madge Grummond's husband tries desperately to please her. He toils each day from dawn til dusk so that he can afford to fund his wife's lavish lifestyle. They attend celebrity-studded charity events, travel the world, and redecorate their home every two years. Still, Madge complains bitterly. About everything. Finally Mr. Grummond breaks down and tells his best friend about the troubles at home. "Could Madge be drinking?" the friend asks. "Maybe some type of substance use is affecting her emotional state." Mr. Grummond freezes for a moment as he ponders the notion. "Madge? Drinking?" he says dubiously. "I never see any bottles around." His friend snorts derisively. "They can get sneaky. Believe me. Al Benson's wife used to dye her blue and store it in a Windex bottle." The conversation ends, leaving Mr. Grummond to wonder about what type of clandestine activities might be occurring in his very own kitchen. The truth would rock him to the bone for, at that very moment, Madge (played by Tanya Danielle) is immersing herself in a project far more diabolical than anything her hubby could have imagined. Armed with a steaming beaker and a funnel the mad housewife carefully infuses a bottle of with an elixir guaranteed to turn anyone who drinks it into a mannequin. She has obtained this chemical agent from a plastics manufacturing company that engages in some extremely unethical practices. Why would she do this? Madge resents anyone who knows how to enjoy life. She seeks to destroy blithe, carefree individuals. Currently she has her sights set on Emily Addison, a beautiful socialite who has moved in next door. The bottle of cabernet is still smoking when Madge picks up the phone to invite Emily over for an afternoon libation..