"Bubble, bubble, fiat trouble,

Lyre strums, misfortunes double;

Quantitative freebasing,

Amphetamine stock trading,

Dopamine bank incentives,

Poisonous derivatives.

Tar black gold, desolate sand,

Oil overdose exceeds demand."

Flames erupt, cauldron bubbles, winds disburse incantation throughout terrain. Janet Yellen concludes magic ritual:

"Now tap, tap, tap of toenails,

Encircles boom town entrails.

Rout of wolves, birds in skein,

Overtake deserted pla...

"Bubble, bubble, fiat trouble,

Lyre strums, misfortunes double;

Quantitative freebasing,

Amphetamine stock trading,

Dopamine bank incentives,

Poisonous derivatives.

Tar black gold, desolate sand,

Oil overdose exceeds demand."

Flames erupt, cauldron bubbles, winds disburse incantation throughout terrain. Janet Yellen concludes magic ritual:

"Now tap, tap, tap of toenails,

Encircles boom town entrails.

Rout of wolves, birds in skein,

Overtake deserted plain.

Rubble, rubble, shale, and stubble,

Pyre burnt and humans humbled."

Mere months from now occult spell will manifest in reality. Since induction as Chairwoman of Federal Reserve Janet has vowed to destroy United States economy and return sacrosanct Bakken Formation to wildlife kingdom. Sound of heavy footfalls interrupts Chairwoman's mystic reverie. Janet cannot allow anyone to discover diabolical plan. Flinging satin cape off shoulders she prepares to seduce approaching enemy with D-cup breasts, statuesque figure hidden for decades beneath sensible business attire..

(Tanya Danielle stars as supervillainess Janet Yellen in "Magic Janet", a POV femdom fantasy featuring diabolical domina, fishnet pantyhose, corset, thigh-high boots, magic spell, incantation, crystal ball, enchantment, masturbation instruction, striptease, seduction, candle wax on skin, full nudity, multiple countdowns to orgasm.)