"Bubble, bubble, fiat trouble,

Lyre strums, misfortunes double;

Quantitative freebasing,

Amphetamine stock trading,

Dopamine bank incentives,

Poisonous derivatives.

Tar black gold, desolate sand,

Oil overdose exceeds demand."

Flames erupt, cauldron bubbles, winds disburse incantation throughout terrain. Janet Yellen concludes magic ritual:

"Now tap, tap, tap of toenails,

Encircles boom town entrails.

Rout of wolves, birds in skein,

Overtake deserted pla... Show more