"Naked Maids - $50 an hour!" the garish sign practically screams. You ponder the advertisement for weeks before finally calling the phone number. " .. um.. what exactly do I get for $50?" you ask the woman who answers the phone. "You get your house cleaned, sir." she replies in a flat, inflectionless tone of voice. "May I book a maid for half an hour?" you inquire hopefully, almost embarrassed to be asking. She takes your credit card number and makes the arrangements. On the appointed day a buxom blonde in skimpy denim shorts arrives at your place. Your eyeballs practically boomerang from t... Show more