"Bone-crushing log roils down river,

Amazon queen rides it for sport,

Yeomen quake, barge captains quiver,

Only fair winds can deliver,

Untamed hellion to a safe port!"

True to form, globe-trotting Amazon Fiesty Feminista arrives in Los Angeles atop a tree limb dislodged by powerful surf. Fresh from her latest adrenaline-packed adventure Fiesty still craves more excitement. Years spent in the Mississippi bayou have taught her how to find it.

"There's a succulent damsel waiting for me here." declares Fiesty as she shakes water from h... Show more