"Wendy's awe-inspiring melons

Educate ten thousand felons,

Nourish rich tableau til lowdown

Desperado begins yellin':

'Yo! There's a new sheriff in town..'"

Repeated over endless campfires legend of Sheriff Wendy Whoppers invariably rouses chuckles, requests for embellishment. "Tell the part about the showdown, Irv!" exuberant voice cries out. Grizzled gold miner rubs his beard, launches into oft-told tale of how desperado Tanya Danielle seized entire Yukon territory from control of Sheriff Wendy Whoppers. "First thing you need to ... Show more