When Mrs. Hamilton arrives,
Hijinks will most surely ensue,
Each of the Sapphire City wives,
Thinks dame leads the noblest of lives,
Sordid truth would crush their world view.

(Tanya Danielle stars as Mrs. Hamilton in "Sordid Truth" - this footage from original production was lost due to video glitch and later recovered.)

When Mrs. Hamilton arrives,
Hijinks will most surely ensue,
Each of the Sapphire City wives,
Thinks dame leads the noblest of lives,
Sordid truth would crush their world view.

(Tanya Danielle stars as Mrs. Hamilton in "Sordid Truth" - this footage from original production was lost due to video glitch and later recovered.)