You and Goldie have been dating for several months. Her lovely face and statuesque figure delight you to no end. You have become the envy of all of your friends. Unfortunately Goldie's constant demands for attention are wearing you out. She just doesn't seem to understand that you need to work long hours to pay for her spa treatments and expensive jewelry. Should you break up with her? You just can't bear the thought of losing her. What if she hooks up with one of your buddies? There must be an alternative. After analyzing all of your options you are at your wit's end. Finally you head to a...

You and Goldie have been dating for several months. Her lovely face and statuesque figure delight you to no end. You have become the envy of all of your friends. Unfortunately Goldie's constant demands for attention are wearing you out. She just doesn't seem to understand that you need to work long hours to pay for her spa treatments and expensive jewelry. Should you break up with her? You just can't bear the thought of losing her. What if she hooks up with one of your buddies? There must be an alternative. After analyzing all of your options you are at your wit's end. Finally you head to a back-alley bookstore and present your dilemma to the proprietor. You have heard for years that this odd, new-age shop carries spell books and fetish items used in magic rituals. The owner of the place eyes you for a minute, vanishes into a storeroom, and then returns with a dusty old tome in his hands. "Look up the spell for 'petrification'." he advises. "You can't go wrong with that one." After forking over a very large sum of money for the ancient book you find yourself wondering about the moral consequences of turning your gorgeous, vital, flesh-and-lymph girlfriend into stone. Does Goldie deserve this fate??