"I feel like I want Lisa more than she wants me." you confess to Aunt Jillian. "We have fun when we're together but sometimes she barely responds to my calls. Lately I've been acting more detached - just like she does - and it seems like we are drifting even further apart." Aunt Jillian takes long pull from highball glass, responds bluntly: "If Lisa's female and you are playing 'hard to get' like a girl then nothing will ever work out." Words pierce your fragile heart like a spear. Without relinquishing beverage Aunt Jillian rises, selects thick tome from bookshelf, thumbs to specific page....

"I feel like I want Lisa more than she wants me." you confess to Aunt Jillian. "We have fun when we're together but sometimes she barely responds to my calls. Lately I've been acting more detached - just like she does - and it seems like we are drifting even further apart." Aunt Jillian takes long pull from highball glass, responds bluntly: "If Lisa's female and you are playing 'hard to get' like a girl then nothing will ever work out." Words pierce your fragile heart like a spear. Without relinquishing beverage Aunt Jillian rises, selects thick tome from bookshelf, thumbs to specific page. "Make no mistake about it." Jillian proclaims."You need to go after what you want. Here's a magical rune which works only on night of the strawberry moon. When monsoon appears you must utter these exact phrases:

"Star-crossed June brings strawberry moon,

Cracked lightning arcs through midnight sky,

Oh, my beloved cutie pie!

Raise your spoon as cream-filled monsoon

Erupts from Poseidon’s dark eye.. "

Completely baffled, you sputter: "What's a strawberry moon? What's a rune? Cracked lightning? LA doesn’t have monsoons.." Jillian regards you with sage 80-year-old eyes. "Do some research." she says rather unhelpfully. "Your relationship will wither away unless you take dramatic action. A "rune" is a spell - if you implement details correctly Lisa will be your girl for life."

( Tanya Danielle stars as Lisa in "Strawberry Moon", a seasonal POV fantasy featuring full nudity, napping girlfriend, POV sex, massive facial cumshot.)