"Lissome figure strolls dark hallways,

Enters skeleton key in lock,

Glides across dimensional maze,

Easily awakens black rock

Netherflesh volcano which sprays

Dripping, Dionysian shock."

Crude, coded legend, handed down by generations of fathers, stuns chambermaid. "People really believe that the ghost of Hamilton House comes here to.. to.. " maid struggles for words. ".. to obtain the seminal fluids of dark-skinned male guests??" Butler nods sagely, explains further. "A distinguished family, the Hamiltons, occupied this mansion lo... Show more